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Snap your bill
Upload a clear photo. Watt Roast reads the useful energy details and strips sensitive account information before analysis.
Your utility bill, with commentary
Your energy bill deserves a roast.
Snap your bill and get a savage, useful energy personality, a neighbour ranking, and the yearly dollars your home may be wasting.
Sensitive bill details are stripped before analysis.
Possible annual waste
One number. Hard to ignore.
The Watt Roast promise
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to act.
Privacy first
Account numbers and addresses are treated as baggage, not data.
Numbers with context
See estimated waste and a local comparison, not an empty efficiency score.
No fake precision
Clear estimates, honest assumptions, and professional validation for big upgrades.
From cringe to kilowatts
A roast with a point.
Watt Roast translates a confusing utility statement into something memorable, competitive, and actionable.
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Meet your energy personality
AI turns the numbers into a sharp, useful roast and a shareable card built for the group chat and social feed.
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See what waste costs
Get one memorable annual dollar estimate and see how your household stacks up against nearby homes in your postal code.
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Turn the roast into a plan
Unlock prioritized upgrades, relevant rebates, and practical next steps for insulation, heat pumps, solar, and more.
Simple pricing
The laugh is free. The plan is $19.
Start with the truth in shareable form. Pay once when you are ready to fix what the roast finds.
The Roast
$0
A useful reality check for your household.
- AI bill roast
- Energy personality card
- Postal-code comparison
- Estimated dollars wasted per year
Fix-It Plan
One-time purchase after your free roast
$19
Prioritized home upgrades
Rebates matched to your location
Estimated impact by action
Heat pump, insulation, and solar guidance
Plain-language next steps
Optional vetted installer connections
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your bill already has the punchline
Find out what your house is hiding.
Upload a utility bill, get your free roast, and see whether your neighbour deserves the bragging rights.
Roast my bill free